Sunday, March 31, 2013

6,706,993,152!!!

How quickly is the population of the world increasing? When I used to read figures such as 2 babies a second, and things like that, I never believed them. What? Don’t the Mahajanam of the world have nothing else to do other than to deliver babies.

((On a side track: imagine the possible business opportunity here : Gross :but : 2 nurses, 1 obstetrician, a couple of orderlies, hospital instruments/ accessories, goods for the kid after born. Man!!!No wonder there are so many diaper brands around!!))

Well. The actual point here is: I start to believe it now. All my friends are either in the process or have delivered a cute little bundle of joy (today..who knows what tomorrow) and successfully added to their carbon blue print and personal blueprint.

The only news I seem to be hearing is “I got hitched!! – (tch tch..gross but true) or “hey, you want to hear the junior?”

Though I am looking forward to seeing, playing with, hugging, kissing each of those kutties, I cant help feeling that I would be a lousy mom.

I love kids. Of all sort. Be it human, pup, kitten, cars(look at that cooper)..anything. But once they get over the age of 4-5, the lovable, cuddly things they are, I just give up on them!! (Exception being my kutti cousin Srihari who is too much of myself to properly hate).

My proposition is this : Anyone having a kid, and working, feeling guilty to leave the smallllll one at home and go, bring your kids to me. I will take care of them free of charge.

Waitaminute..Did you really think you will get out of that one so easily?? The terms aren’t over : I will send my kid over to each of one your houses after he or she is over 4 and you got to take care of them..:))

Nalla plan la? Nejamave ithu namba puranathula kooda eruku. Epdinu kekareengala?

Krishnu kutti ya kooda ipdi than avanga apparu ittundu poi Jashodama vootla vuttutangalam. Nalla thayiru, paalu, vennai ellam thinnu, looti adichu, paatharatha odachu—ithellam thevaiya? Appuram nalla pulla aana vudana thirupi ittandu vantangalam..

So concept not novel. Not untried. Yosichu solunga. :))